someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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