How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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