i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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