How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Who died my cat blue again?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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