Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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