At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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