So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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