just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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