You're so nebulous sometimes
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it wasn't lemon gatorade
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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