I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
