in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
