I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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