Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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