How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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