You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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