I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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