I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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