O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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