I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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