Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Randomize
