i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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