So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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