oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you would pick up someone in the library
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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