If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
