When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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