How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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