She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I still have a little drunk in my system
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