We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
