They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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