420 ftw
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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