Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
there is puke in my bra ... again
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