dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Are we in a gay sports bar?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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