Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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