erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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