out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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