2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
what if I'm pregnant?
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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