Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
This baby is an asshole
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Randomize
