How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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