dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
