This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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