Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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