Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The uberlube is also flammable
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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