I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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