So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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