He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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