I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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