Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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