David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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