it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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