David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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