Don't you send me to vm
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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