Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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