this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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