Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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